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Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera
The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera
Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.
Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco
Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!
Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.
Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco
Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!
Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021
Related Words
joaquib • joaquin • joaquim • Joaquin Phoenix • Joaquinito • joaqui • Joaquined • joaquinn • Jaquibidus • Jaquibity
Joaquin
A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.
Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin
Joaquin by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016
Joaquin Moment
Joaquin Moment by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020
pulling a joaquin
The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.
On an email or text message:
"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"
-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-
"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"
-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-
pulling a joaquin by Depardieus September 3, 2012
San Joaquin County
San Joaquin County by SAN JOAQUIN July 8, 2005
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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