The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

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Joaquin

A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.

Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin

Joaquin by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016

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Joaquina

If you ever met a girl named Joaquina, you won't regret it. Ever. She's gonna be the one who you can let out all your weirderness, and she'll love you just like that. Seriously, who else would do that?

I once called Joaquina an alpaca...she yelled me as one.

Joaquina by Raichumon January 25, 2014

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Joaquin Moment

The moment of greatness. Life some would say.

Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment

Joaquin Moment by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020

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pulling a joaquin

The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.

On an email or text message:

"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"

-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-

pulling a joaquin by Depardieus September 3, 2012

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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