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Joaquinn 

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Joaquinn is amazing and loves anime and hot hogs

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Damn this anime makes me feel like a Joaquinn
Joaquinn by AnimeLover1999 May 19, 2018

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera 

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The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Joaquin 

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A beautiful name meaning "God will judge". They're very complicated yet simple people. Down to earth. Open minded. Confuses the one who loves him. Seems like a player but is 100% loyal to the people he loves. Very self-controlled although his temper may decide to get the best of him if disrespected. Never truly been in love. Goes with the flow. Joaquins are talkative and very animated using they're body to explain their words. Outgoing. They may be a bit of a alcoholic but handle it well. They're eyes will tell you everything you want to know. They're intense lovers, not many have experienced them. So consider yourself special as fuck if he chooses you in any way. These people will do anything for they're friends and family. Helping others makes them happy. Seeing life differently than most they tend to keep a part of themselves locked away. Only few know the real Joaquin.The only downside to him is that he is unpredictable. You'll never really know what he's up to until he wants you too but his intentions are always good. The energy of a Joaquin will introduce itself before they enter the room. Capable of anything. Overall Joaquins are completely original and loved by most.
Amazing is simply the definition of a Joaquin.
"That dude pulled a Joaquin"
Can't get enough of Joaquin
Joaquin by Yolifeisyours1000 December 18, 2016

Joaquina

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If you ever met a girl named Joaquina, you won't regret it. Ever. She's gonna be the one who you can let out all your weirderness, and she'll love you just like that. Seriously, who else would do that?
I once called Joaquina an alpaca...she yelled me as one.
Joaquina by Raichumon January 25, 2014

Joaquin Moment 

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The moment of greatness. Life some would say.
Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment
Joaquin Moment by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020

pulling a joaquin 

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The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.
On an email or text message:

"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"

-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-
pulling a joaquin by Depardieus September 3, 2012
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