jnonking 

enlarging the penis through using a screwdriver to remove the old, and equipping the new. Similar to a surgery, but worse.

John: why’s your penis so big?

Jorth: I was jnonking it last night.

jnonking by John borne March 28, 2024

jonking 

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Jonking 

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

Jonking by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

jonking 

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

jonking by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009

Jonking 

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

Jonking by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

jonking 

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

jonking by laddleladdle February 17, 2009