Jonkingly
"She stumbled on the stage very Jonkingly"
Jonkingly by annoying jonk February 10, 2022
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jonking
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
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Jonking my jeter
Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
Jonking
Jonking by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021
*JOKINGLY*
*JOKINGLY* by Ortwin December 24, 2006
jonking
another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.
jonking by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009
Jonking
Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
Jonking by Gardineroso September 16, 2003
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