jkinda

if you are only partially joking when you say something, jkinda can replace jk. JK + kinda = jkinda

"I'm here, are you ready?"
"I'll be ready in like three hours"
"Are you joking?"
"...jkinda"

by duffysan February 7, 2017

jindal

(verb) To get your 15 minutes of fame and royally fuck it up, especially on national television.

He jindaled that speech so badly that even Fox News trashed him.

by AmericanCheese February 25, 2009

jindal

noun: a dude's junk

Bitch was slammin on my jindal last night.

by drpoon3 February 11, 2009

Jindaled

v. The act of being used as a representative to show diversity within a group that lacks it. See Also: token

Lone woman in English Department: The Chair of my department Jindaled me!
He: What did he do?
She: Asked me to give a speech to the College on Diversity.

by Artavazd February 25, 2009

Jindamarra

He is soooooooooooooo cool and stuff so you should like totally buy him a drink.

The person writing this is not a "Jindamarra", YOU NEED TO TRUST ME. IM NOT CRAZY

Person 1:"Hey is that Jindamarra?"
Person 2: "yeah hes like so cool or something"

by AguywhoisNOTsadandNOTlonley July 19, 2022

Jindalism

The practice or philosophy of taking action for the sake of appearing to be taking action in response to a threat or situation, even if the action is harmful and/or worsens the situation.

Ref: Governor Bobby Jindal's decision to open freshwater diversions on the Mississippi River in an effort to push oil from the Deepwater Horizon spill back out to sea, causing mortality rates of 60-80% in oyster beds the action was intended to preserve.

In the aftermath of the Deepwater Horizon disaster, oyster beds off the coast of Louisiana were harmed by an act of Jindalism.

by mobymoby42 August 12, 2010

Jindal

To really screw up a big opportunity.

Good luck on that job interview; I hope you don't jindal it!

Ah dude, you really Jindaled that one.

by EC78 February 25, 2009