Venmugged

When you hand someone your phone to add their number, and they instead open venmo and send your balance to their account. Usually happens when drunk at a bar.

Person 1: "how was your night? I heard you met someone at a bar?"
Person 2: "shitty. I tried to get her number but she venmugged me instead"

by duffysan February 05, 2019

jkinda

if you are only partially joking when you say something, jkinda can replace jk. JK + kinda = jkinda

"I'm here, are you ready?"
"I'll be ready in like three hours"
"Are you joking?"
"...jkinda"

by duffysan February 07, 2017