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Jizzopoly 

Jizzopoly was first created by the acient Persians. It is a type of sport where one uses his male reproductive organ to meditate with others while masturbating to calm music, frequently accompanied by the sounds of a wailing cat. The Persians used this sport as a way of meeting new villagers into their land. This sport is still played in parts of Turkey and Albania. Future plans have been determined for this sport to show up in the 2008 Olympics. National Teams are to be decided.

A highly complex set of rules has been written and forever documented as "Ye who Jizzes upon the Face of Man". It is leather bound and written in sperm. Females are not to be present while this sport is in action, however they are required for oral clean up afterwards.

Rules:
> Contestants penis must be at least 5" long and 2" circumference.
> Wailing cats must be male and 30' from contestants.
>Women may not be present, until oral clean up begins.
"Hey, Bud. Want to join me in a game of Jizzopoly? I'll bring the cat, if you provide the oral clean-up!"
Jizzopoly by Bobby Portsmith March 23, 2005
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jizzoptysis 

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).
Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
jizzoptysis by Sherby November 21, 2006
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Jizzology 

Is the world's fastest growing religion dedicated to one's sexual enlightenment. Jizzology is the study of cumming. Our mission is to guide you to complete sexual freedom & knowingness.
I met a member of the church of jizzology last night, he knew everything about cumming.
Jizzology by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010
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