jizzapop

a popcicle that has jizz all over it

i have a popcicle can you make it a jizzapop dave

by pdea October 20, 2008

jizzpop

(Noun). An explosion of excitement similar or equivalent to male or female ejaculation.

Ex.1

(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!

Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?

by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014

Jizzappear

When a guy sleeps with a girl and then she never hears from him again.

"He wined and dined me and then after I gave it up he jizzappeared into thin air"

"I'm going to jizzappear on Megyn right after prom."

by Cwildfrank February 5, 2014

jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

by Digital Venus March 6, 2012

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.

Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

by cracka ass fantastic February 18, 2011

jizzypop

when one takes ones penis while his partner gives him head and give him/her a wet willy(dick in ear)

yo this bitch was brainin it so i was like "JIZZY.....POP" and bitch didnt know what hit her

by lebron muhammad west December 6, 2004