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jizzlobber 

The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.
I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!
jizzlobber by Django April 19, 2004

jizzmopper 

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.
Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003

jizzlobber 

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.
That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!
jizzlobber by anonymous December 23, 2003

jizzcopter 

the event in which your semen gets all over your hand. Since it's so stringy, the only way to get it off is throwing it, thusly propelling a helicopter semen in the air.
While walking into the bathroom, I was slapped in the face with a jizzcopter by someone in the stall beating his joe.
jizzcopter by one and only kp February 8, 2010

jizzmopper 

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth
"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"
jizzmopper by crackman April 17, 2003

jizzmopper 

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.
"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."
jizzmopper by XenophonJ September 24, 2009
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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