jizzpirate

The act of inhaling semen accidentally during fellatio

I am going to cum now! Be careful you don't jizzpirate. I don't want to have to explain that to the cops if you choke to death.

by Darwinsgospel February 5, 2024

jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'

'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'

by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007

Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011

Jizzrinate

It is when you urinate/jizz on someones head.

Man 1: OMFG! Is it true that you jizzrinated on Connie's head?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!

by Cornflakes.Cowboy May 6, 2009

jizzerate

to jizz or the act of jizzing

" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."

by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010

jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011

jizzpiration

The state of having accidentally inhaled jizz. Most likely to occur while performing felatio or being throat fucked.

Gretchen almost died of jizzpiration after being throat fucked!

by Darwinsgospel February 2, 2024