jizzpirate

The act of inhaling semen accidentally during fellatio

I am going to cum now! Be careful you don't jizzpirate. I don't want to have to explain that to the cops if you choke to death.

jizzpirate by Darwinsgospel February 5, 2024

jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'

'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'

jizz pirate by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007

Jizzimate 

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

Jizzimate by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011

Jizzrinate 

It is when you urinate/jizz on someones head.

Man 1: OMFG! Is it true that you jizzrinated on Connie's head?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!

Jizzrinate by Cornflakes.Cowboy May 6, 2009

jizzerate 

to jizz or the act of jizzing

" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."

jizzerate by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010

jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

jizzilate by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011

jizzpiration 

The state of having accidentally inhaled jizz. Most likely to occur while performing felatio or being throat fucked.

Gretchen almost died of jizzpiration after being throat fucked!

jizzpiration by Darwinsgospel February 2, 2024