Darwinsgospel's definitions

jizzpirate

The act of inhaling semen accidentally during fellatio

I am going to cum now! Be careful you don't jizzpirate. I don't want to have to explain that to the cops if you choke to death.

by Darwinsgospel February 5, 2024

jizzpiration

The state of having accidentally inhaled jizz. Most likely to occur while performing felatio or being throat fucked.

Gretchen almost died of jizzpiration after being throat fucked!

by Darwinsgospel February 2, 2024