jizznap

A nap taken during the sleepy feeling associated with ejaculation.

After ejaculating inside her vagina, I became tired, so i took a jizznap

by Alex P. May 19, 2005

jizznap

The wetnap used to clean off the tip of the penis after ejaculation.

His wastebasket of jizznaps was a solitary clue to the fact that he didn't get out enough.

by JemmyNeels January 2, 2006

Jizznastics

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).

"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!

by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

Jizznature

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.

Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.

by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

jizzcapade

An exciting escapade involving jizz.

Last night was a right jizzcapade

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

Jizznast

A word accidentally used when a gymnast is trying to talk about what they do, but can't stop thinking about your monster cock and/or bukakke.

Person 1: So at my gym yesterday, I did a triple back-hand spring for the first time.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.

by LeAxelMonroe August 2, 2012

Jizznatch

A generic word used to respond to someone when you don't feel much like giving a real response, or used as an adjective when you want to add emphasis.

Guy 1: "Hey I fell over and you didn't help me."
Guy 2: "Jizznatch."
Guy 1: "I don't think that was very nice."
Guy 2: "Shut up, jizznatch."

by Generic November 14, 2004