jizznasium

Masturbation booths inside of dirty strip clubs.

That dirty stripper got me so hot I had to rub one out in the jizznasium.

by dirty hubblo May 3, 2009

jizznasium

1. A gym or health club well known for it's hook up potential. 2. Slang for the bedroom especially after a strenuous/wild sex session.

1. I'm going to workout at the jizznasium. I hooked up with two gym bunnies there last week! 2. C'mon baby lets go into the jizznasium so I can work out on your hoo hah.

by barondirksterbarondirk August 16, 2016

Jizzantium

Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.

Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!

by Changuskahn February 10, 2023

jismnasium

A term to describe the room where consummated lovemaking occurs.

After dinner, Buffy & I retired to the jismnasium for a night of STANK!

by boont January 24, 2005