Jizznep

The way the disneys logo looks like it’s spelled but it’s pronounced this way

“Let’s go to jizznep”
“Tf did you just say??”

Jizznep by Spider baby December 28, 2022

jizznep

Getting jizzneped on your tits causes Mrast.
Mrast is breast cancer in nipples.
Cut nipples off.

“Thanks man you jizzneped on my tits and now I have to cut my nipples off”
“Add it to the bag!”

jizznep by Spider baby December 28, 2022

none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

none of your Jizzness by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

jizznap 

A nap taken during the sleepy feeling associated with ejaculation.

After ejaculating inside her vagina, I became tired, so i took a jizznap

jizznap by Alex P. May 19, 2005

Walt Jizzney 

Someone who likes masturbating to cartoon porn.

Oh, I see you like that anime stuff, you're just a regular Walt Jizzney.

Walt Jizzney by The "monster" February 27, 2009

Unfinished Jizzness 

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

Unfinished Jizzness by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

jizzness 

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

jizzness by Zayn400 June 29, 2008