jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

Jizzophobia

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.

People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....

by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004

Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

jizzaphobia

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

by umermyaum June 23, 2019

Jizzphobic

Term used to describe the sufferer of jizzphobia, the fear of splooge.

Dave: "Did you shoot in her mouth?"

Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"

"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"

She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"

by Imaffit November 27, 2009

pizzaphobe

A person who has an unnatural fear of pizza. Maybe because they're vegan or against the death of grain. This is uncommon as millions love the pizza pie.

I am a glorified pizzaphobe. The thought of sliced meat nestled next to dairy and pineapple makes me shiver...

by Dukeoflemonade August 23, 2017