Jizznast

A word accidentally used when a gymnast is trying to talk about what they do, but can't stop thinking about your monster cock and/or bukakke.

Person 1: So at my gym yesterday, I did a triple back-hand spring for the first time.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.

Jizznast by LeAxelMonroe August 2, 2012

Jizznastics 

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).

"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!

Jizznastics by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

Jizznature 

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.

Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.

Jizznature by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

Jizztastic 

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

Jizztastic by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizzaster 

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzmaster zero 

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

jizzmaster zero by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

Jizzmaster 

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010