jizzments

when you have remnants of jizz on your clothing

mom - “whats that white stuff on your sweatshirt?”
me - “oh just some jizzments”

by grrrarrr January 23, 2020

jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005

jizzmeister

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

Jizzmonster

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.

Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

by themuthafuckincuntmonkey January 24, 2011

Jizzmits

Mittens/Gloves you masturbate with.

Was toey as hell last night, had to get on my "Jizzmits"

I'm going to masturbate with my new pair of "Jizzmits"

by Dr Luke, Dr H, Dr Delusions. May 12, 2009