jizzles

adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006
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jizzles

Term used to resemble cum, either cock cum or pussy cum. Usually used mid sentence, like the following example...
* Steph jizzles over his hot sexy body -f-
OR
* Pineapple jizzles all over her breasts and pussy.-m-
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jizzling

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum
"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."
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Jizzled

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.
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jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.
"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."
by Adman12 November 17, 2005
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the jizzle

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Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.
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Jizzle

Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.
The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!
by Indy Sparkplug May 06, 2010
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