Urban Dictionary: Pineapple

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Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded.

I ate a god damn pineapple on a Tuesday at 2:17 in the morning. I got caught eating it and was disowned by my parents because my grandfathers ashes were inside it. That explains why I was coughing out random black shit.

#pineapple #fruit #vegetable

by DaDefinerOfWords May 20, 2018

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copaganda

portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state

“That show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.”

#cops #propaganda

by venediction May 27, 2020

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Pineapple

Spongebob's house

Spongebob's house is a pineapple, under the sea...that makes sense!

by Nitrotopia April 04, 2017

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Pineapple

1. A tropical fruit with a yellow interior and a rigid spiked exterior.

2. The world's most painful sex toy.

1. I ate a pineapple this morning.

2. A shoved a pineapple up my ass this morning. It gave me tropical orgasms.

#pineapple #fruit #tropical #tropic #ass

by The man who stares at pandas August 21, 2013

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Pineapple

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple