Urban Dictionary: Pineapple

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Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded.

I ate a god damn pineapple on a Tuesday at 2:17 in the morning. I got caught eating it and was disowned by my parents because my grandfathers ashes were inside it. That explains why I was coughing out random black shit.

by DaDefinerOfWords May 20, 2018

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Spongebob's house

Spongebob's house is a pineapple, under the sea...that makes sense!

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Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

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by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019

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A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.

New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"

by Rupert Shackleton August 04, 2014

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What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!?

I like pineapples

by CoupsFTW November 09, 2011

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A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.

The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.

by saxen49 March 07, 2012

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