Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA
by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019
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A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.
New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"
by Rupert Shackleton August 3, 2014
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A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.
The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.
by saxen49 March 8, 2012
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The word used when two people find that a moment has become awkward for both of them. Often when the two are crushing on each other and don't know it.
Person1: Yeah I love shopping.
Person2: Cool
Person1: Yup...
Person2: Pineapple.
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The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.
Oh my god, a pineapple! I think I'm going to have an orgasm.
by PineappleDude December 12, 2005
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