jizzshizz

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation while simultaneously excreting feces.

Steve sometimes likes to masturbate while he takes his dumps.

Guy #1: Bro, is it normal that I get horny and jack-off while I take dumps?

Guy #2: Dude... no, only fagotrons take jizzshizzes!

by the cisco kid August 20, 2011

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

fizzshizz

A verb meaning to jump through your floppy drive and beat up that punk arse beeotch for insulting you over the internet.

Don't playa hate with me boy, I will fizzshizz you.

by Ericka July 29, 2004

jizzshit

The act of expelling spaff from one's anal passage after engaging in sodomy. Not to be confused with passing a combination of semen and faeces.

"If I don't jizzshit soon, it's gonna run down my legs..."

by Keshu May 27, 2005

jizzblizzard

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.

Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.

by balls May 27, 2003

jizznizz

(noun)defines a situation that is not favorable. The absence of the white fluid of a man. Describes something crappy in quality.

(verb) a term describing an action that is semen-like in nature.

(noun) Bob: " Hey did you bring your wallet so that I can rob you"

Rick: " Aw, jizznizz! I left it at your mom's house to pay her for her stupendous services last night."

(adjective) Bob: " Screw you, Rick! I bet that you enjoy having men jizznizz inside your anus."

(noun) Rick: "Just shutup, you friggin' jizznizz."

by yogo123 February 26, 2009

jizzrizz

When someone's trying to fuck you over.

This douche jizzrizzed me!

by ohdamnjizzrizz March 26, 2026