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jizzbo

A sexual term for witch when a guy get of to elbows and like to cum on elbows.
Charlie is a jizzbo.
by jimjimjimmay March 10, 2008
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jizzbo

Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.
"Ever since he got that mysteriously sticky fedora, Jason seems like such a jizzbo". Or: "That jizzbo Helen better change skirts before she goes to Bible study; she reeks of au jus and sin."
by RandyBob August 10, 2021
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jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
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JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021
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jizzblast

Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.
Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!
by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007
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Jizzlotta

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.
Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!
by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011
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jizzdom

To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla
Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!
by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013
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