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Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.
"Ever since he got that mysteriously sticky fedora, Jason seems like such a jizzbo". Or: "That jizzbo Helen better change skirts before she goes to Bible study; she reeks of au jus and sin."
jizzbo by RandyBob August 10, 2021

jizzocide 

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
JIZZLORD by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

jizzblast 

Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.
Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!
jizzblast by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007

Jizzlotta 

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.
Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!
Jizzlotta by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011
To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla
Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!
jizzdom by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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