jizzbolt

A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

by brokenHaiku January 2, 2007

Jizzbot

A robot who likes the jizz.

Ur mom is a jizzbot

by Jizzbot3000 May 11, 2009

jizbolt

a jizbolt a male ejaculation so strong it leaves the penis at a whopping 120 mph and is powerful enough to crack a television screen

keep talking to me like that and im going to jisbolt your eye out

by Graham Taylor May 24, 2004

jizz bolt

a wad of jizz exiting the penis in excess of 120 miles per hour

if u don't knock that off, i'm gonna jizz bolt you into next tuesday

by Chives234546 February 3, 2008

jizzbottle

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum

Renaee,prostitutes,travis's mom

by sexy man January 28, 2003

Jizzbot

A robot who does nothing except ejaculate; provides no pleasure, just the mess; calling someone this is calling them useless and infuriating.

Mike - Man, my economics teacher rants about nothing and then dumps a ton of work on us.
Leo - Yeah I heard that guy's a Jizzbot.

by yo.its.carrot February 27, 2011