jizz mag 

pornographic magazine, top shelf material

go get us a jizz mag while you're in there Bob

jizz mag by seymouruk July 26, 2005

Jizz Magnet 

A chick who is extra-ordinarily fuckable, a splooge sponge. These sort of chicks attract sexual attention everywhere they go and they love it!

Check out that babe, what a jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!

Jizz Magnet by kaylalover October 17, 2009

jizz magician 

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.

Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.

jizz magician by McDurkster December 27, 2009

Magical Jizz 

Jizz from a gifted person who has they ability through jizz, to do almost anything with that jizz.
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....

I stopped a tsunami yesterday with my Magical Jizz.

Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.

Magical Jizz by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

Jizzmagnet 

One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.

Wow, that prick Chad is such a Jizzmagnet.

Jizzmagnet by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011

Jizzmagorical 

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

Jizzmagorical by Jeff September 13, 2003