jizz mag

pornographic magazine, top shelf material

go get us a jizz mag while you're in there Bob

by seymouruk July 26, 2005

Jizz Magnet

A chick who is extra-ordinarily fuckable, a splooge sponge. These sort of chicks attract sexual attention everywhere they go and they love it!

Check out that babe, what a jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!

by kaylalover October 17, 2009

jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.

Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.

by McDurkster December 27, 2009

Magical Jizz

Jizz from a gifted person who has they ability through jizz, to do almost anything with that jizz.
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....

I stopped a tsunami yesterday with my Magical Jizz.

Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.

by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

Jizzmagnet

One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.

Wow, that prick Chad is such a Jizzmagnet.

by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011

Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

by Jeff September 13, 2003