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Jizz Magnet

A chick who is extra-ordinarily fuckable, a splooge sponge. These sort of chicks attract sexual attention everywhere they go and they love it!

Check out that babe, what a jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!

Jizz Magnet by kaylalover October 17, 2009

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jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.

Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.

jizz magician by McDurkster December 27, 2009

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Magical Jizz

Jizz from a gifted person who has they ability through jizz, to do almost anything with that jizz.
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....

I stopped a tsunami yesterday with my Magical Jizz.

Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.

Magical Jizz by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

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Jizzmagnet

One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.

Wow, that prick Chad is such a Jizzmagnet.

Jizzmagnet by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011

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Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

Jizzmagorical by Jeff September 13, 2003

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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