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Jizz Magnet
A chick who is extra-ordinarily fuckable, a splooge sponge. These sort of chicks attract sexual attention everywhere they go and they love it!
Check out that babe, what a jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!
Jizz Magnet by kaylalover October 17, 2009
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jizz magician
Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.
jizz magician by McDurkster December 27, 2009
Magical Jizz
Jizz from a gifted person who has they ability through jizz, to do almost anything with that jizz.
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....
I stopped a tsunami yesterday with my Magical Jizz.
Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.
Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.
Magical Jizz by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009
Jizzmagnet
One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.
Jizzmagnet by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011
Jizzmagorical
"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"
"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"
"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"
Jizzmagorical by Jeff September 13, 2003
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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