Jizzmagnet

One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.

Wow, that prick Chad is such a Jizzmagnet.

by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011

Jizz Magnet

A chick who is extra-ordinarily fuckable, a splooge sponge. These sort of chicks attract sexual attention everywhere they go and they love it!

Check out that babe, what a jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!

by kaylalover October 17, 2009