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Jimmy Holbert
Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.
Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
Jimmy Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020
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Jimmy Carter
Served as the 39th President of the United States from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.
He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
Hannah: Who is your favorite President?
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
Jimmy Carter by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019
Slippin Jimmy
When you back slide into old, bad habbits that you are known for. The same bad habbits that you swear to everyone you have given up forever. As used by the title character in the Netflix series Better Call Saul.
"This is not what you think! I am not Slippin Jimmy anymore!"
"It wasn't my fault that I was late for work! I'm not a Slippin Jimmy! I haven't been late in weeks!"
"I'm just gonna have one drink. I'm not gonna turn into a Slippin Jimmy."
"It wasn't my fault that I was late for work! I'm not a Slippin Jimmy! I haven't been late in weeks!"
"I'm just gonna have one drink. I'm not gonna turn into a Slippin Jimmy."
Slippin Jimmy by Natelist March 13, 2017
leathered to the jimmys
I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.
leathered to the jimmys by umustbehigh September 29, 2013
Jimmy Valmer
A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.
Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?
Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...
Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)
Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!
Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012
jimmy mcsally
Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.
Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
jimmy mcsally by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026