jizmy 

another name for girls named jenny

look there's jizmy!

jizmy by jenny April 22, 2003

Jimmy Carter 

Served as the 39th President of the United States from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.

He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.

Hannah: Who is your favorite President?
June: Jimmy Carter!

Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s

Jimmy Carter by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019

Slippin Jimmy 

When you back slide into old, bad habbits that you are known for. The same bad habbits that you swear to everyone you have given up forever. As used by the title character in the Netflix series Better Call Saul.

"This is not what you think! I am not Slippin Jimmy anymore!"

"It wasn't my fault that I was late for work! I'm not a Slippin Jimmy! I haven't been late in weeks!"

"I'm just gonna have one drink. I'm not gonna turn into a Slippin Jimmy."

Slippin Jimmy by Natelist March 13, 2017

leathered to the jimmys

To be severely intoxicated with alcohol.

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

leathered to the jimmys by umustbehigh September 29, 2013

Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

jimmy mcsally 

Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.

Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?

Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!

Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!

jimmy mcsally by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020

Jimmy Dean convention 

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

Jimmy Dean convention by Count de Monet April 3, 2009