Definitions by BubbaArmyTroll
jimmy mcsally
Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.
Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
jimmy mcsally by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020
Dan Patrick
The Dan Patrick is code for double penetration. The term was coined by Tampa Bay (FL) radio host Drew Garabo. When talking to female callers Drew will ask them if they have ever participated in DP while keeping the FCC at Bay.
Caller: I had a threesome last Tuesday.
Drew: Did you receive the Dan Patrick?
Caller: Yes. I am double stuffed with Irish goodness.
Drew: Did you receive the Dan Patrick?
Caller: Yes. I am double stuffed with Irish goodness.
Dan Patrick by BubbaArmyTroll February 6, 2019