jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007

jizzmeister

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

jammeister tony's

Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's

I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed.

by Spoestche July 18, 2006

Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.

Jew Jewish Jewmeister

by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012

jammeister

Someone who is very very jammy (lucky) - the master of jamminess

- I put 10p in the slot machine and got £50 back
- You jammeister!!

by Red Em June 21, 2012