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jammeister tony's

Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's
I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed.
jammeister tony's by Spoestche July 18, 2006

jizmeister 

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.
jizmeister by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

jizmeister 

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.
George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

Jankmeister 

1. The jankiest of all the janksters.
2. The supreme jankster.
3. One who exhibits extremely janky qualities.
That dude is beyond janky. He must be a jankmeister.
Jankmeister by ajt1834 July 19, 2010

DJ= Digital Jammaster 

DJ was once known as a Disc Jockey, but now we are in a digital Era and the name needed to be updated so behold to the revolution of Digital Jammasters.
Digital Jammaster Jam master DJ= Digital Jammaster

Jagrmeister 

Nickname for NHL NY Rangers Jaromir Jagr 68#
Jagrmeister got another goal!
Jagrmeister by Hdj January 28, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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