Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.

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by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012

jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007

jammeister tony's

Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's

I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed.

by Spoestche July 18, 2006

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

by aytin October 16, 2008

Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

jeremister

When a guy named Jeremy/Jeremie is just a flat out motherucking master of the universe and is just dominant in any and everything that he undertakes in that case creating there term Jere originating from the name and Mister from the German master.

Person 1:Jeremy is awesome!
Person 2: Yeah hes the fuckin' Jeremister

Jeremie: In your face bitch im the JEREMISTER!

by Jeremy Wellox March 27, 2008