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One who has cum over ones face
"Man, you're a jizface"
jizface by Huw April 13, 2003
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Jizzface 

the facial expression that a person has before taking a man's wad in the face.
damn that hoe made the ugliest jizzface before i unloaded in her eye!
Jizzface by quachified September 16, 2005

Jizzface 

An insult used in the cafeteria when one person eats pizza with ranch and gets ranch on their face.
Student 1: Man do you know how to eat?
Student 2: What you talking about?
Student 3: What a Jizzface!!!
Student 2: Ughhh!!!
Jizzface by Nicklou November 8, 2010
a weird face that holds more then it appears. signs are a tiny smrik and smile for no apparent reason. then the eyes focus on target as if undressing you. out of no where he explodes and lunges an attack, hence the climax
roshan had his jiz face on when we were playin mortal combat, out of nowhere he smacked my balls

when roshan put his jiz face on it was time to move away
jiz face by nikij August 30, 2003
jiz face - a dirty slut who sucks off several men and takes load after load of cum on her face
b "dude, what happened last night after you guys left"

jr "dude, we ended up at maria's crib and that slut sucked off the three of us" "we gave her a nasty jiz face"
jiz face by mbored October 23, 2006

jizzfaced testicle flap 

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack
Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

Jizzface 

(n.) An insulting name, especially used when object has committed an obnoxious or annoying act
The professor assigned way too much homework this week. He's such a jizzface.
Jizzface by tobeornot2be February 3, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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