jizer

a black man on crack

look at that jizer over there

by j-smooth December 14, 2003

Jizzraggle

European version of a cloth covered in male protein stains.

Stacy: I've heard you've got new carpets...

Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Jizel

Jizel is the most beautiful girl ever . She usual has dark brown eyes. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Most outstanding girl. Loves to be active and play. Usual when she has a boyfriend she will be the best girlfriend

Kid hi can we be friends

Jizel sure

by Jizel July 13, 2017

jiber

(Ji-bur)Noun: A joint ,Aka bone, marijuana cigarette. Unrelated to "jibber".

" Hey Buddy , wanna roast a jiber? "

by TheDrF January 19, 2014

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizelle

A very beautiful girl who may like guys out of her league, but her amazing personality will get her any guy she pleases. She usually has dark hair, and loves everyone. She does not gossip or stab people in the back, and she enjoys other people’s company. She’s the most outgoing person ever! However, this may come off to other people as she is loud, but if you get to know her, she just has a very open personality .

Person 1: Oh look it’s Jizelle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s really loud.

by Achoooooo November 28, 2017

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019