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when a guy comes on you and you are miserable
I was asleep and woke up and found myself in complete jizery.
jizery by dow4 August 29, 2009
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Jibery-Joo 

A childish word for a lie that seems stupid, obvious and that no one thinks is real

Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot
"I think of this as a bunch of bureaucratic jibery-joo"

"I think that your idea is jibery-joo"
Jibery-Joo by Jimmy Balmar April 13, 2009
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Where multiple men produce juices to create a mass production of jizz.
Your mom lives in my jizzery.
jizzery by harper lee May 25, 2008
When someone is most unhappy because they have not had an opportunity to masturbate to the level of ejaculation.
Used as follows: "It's been so long, god I'm jizerable"
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.
Jizerable by AdminJJ11 August 24, 2019

Jizersize 

When one gay dude is fucking another gay dude as if he is training for the Olympics and when he's about to cum, he Jiz-er-sizes all over his partner!
When Dick & Bob heard Elton John on the radio, they bout JIZERSIZED on themselves from excitement!!
Jizersize by Skwirlified1 May 31, 2021
jizer by j-smooth December 14, 2003
An establishment one frequents to deposit random quantities of jizz.
I am going to the jizzery- I feel backed up today.
jizzery by sck August 19, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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