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Jimere
The most assbsolutely amazing person in existence. He is everything a woman could dream of. He makes the world a better place. He is a dream come true. He is the spark that ignites happiness and love in the most isolated, numbed, unfeeling depths of your heart. My soulmate.
Jimere by IrishQueen November 30, 2019
Jizerable
When someone is most unhappy because they have not had an opportunity to masturbate to the level of ejaculation.
Jizersize
When one gay dude is fucking another gay dude as if he is training for the Olympics and when he's about to cum, he Jiz-er-sizes all over his partner!
Jizersize by Skwirlified1 May 31, 2021
jizer
look at that jizer over there
jezereel
is a boy who is so caring and kind. he will always help out his gf and loves them very much. he loves making his gf happy. and has brown hair and brown eyes. he might be a bit short but always has a good style and sense of humar. he will be sporty and active but might be a cry baby at the same time. he is also a very good singer to. but he might have some trauma within his life. but he will always make the other boys jelouse for having all the girls.
jezereel by datboychuck November 10, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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