The 7'0, 400-lb quarterback of the Sarasota Seamen. According to
legend, he was conceived when his
mother cheeked the tailpipe of a school bus. The bus then drove away, never to be seen again. Because of this, as well as the struggles of being half-vehicle, Jibber had a difficult time finding an identity as he grew up. His only place to escape was on the football field. However, he persevered and now lives a
happy life as a pro football quarterback.