jimpson 

Jimpson is the guy in the friend group who’s is the most npc pot head on planet earth

“Bro james ain’t james anymore he’s Jimpson”

jimpson by Phatpussydestroyer November 7, 2023

Jimson 

Jimson is a very kind hearted person. He may appear to be somewhat shy at most times and you get to think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He's got a multi faceted ability to crush on as many girls at one time and still settle down with whomever he finally gets to choose. Love to him is more of a matter of choice knowing it's upside and downside than just mere feelings of crush. He is the only male ever to champion at multitasking. Jimson is a girl's boy and only he understands that. If you sought to study Jimson, you'll only get the opposite of who he really is - his true nature. He is pure, very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also does overthink things most of the times and he's got a strong power of spiritual perception. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He believes we are all responsible for everything that happens to us especially as a result of our actions and/or beliefs, his quote "responsibility over excuses". He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jimson can be a complex intricacies of everything but one thing's sure, he makes one hell of a wonderful partner and knowledgeable fellow. He's just that wonderful!

You can never beat a Jimson to any mental task!

Jimson by Yeeziebreezie February 6, 2020

Slim Jimeson 

A shot of Jameson chased by one entire Slim Jim while Randy 'Macho Man' Savage's Theme Song plays in the background.

Somebody get Randy Savage a shot of Jameson so he can slam this Slim Jimeson. OHHHHHH YEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Slim Jimeson by Mr12Level July 10, 2010

Jimson Weed 

Notorious for its toxicity, Jimson Weed is a large flowering plant with the genus Datura and the family Solanaceae. It has long white trumpet-like flowers. Its seeds grow in pods and can be consumed (or its leaves can be smoked) to produce an extremely potent psychoactive effect.

A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.

Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.

Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.

Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet

Where the f*ck is my snowsuit!?
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!

Jimson Weed by N8Duff October 10, 2008

jimson weed 

The dangerous Datura plant.

"Be careful when taking this drug."

jimson weed by Diego August 30, 2003

Jimson 

A jimson is a person who has an unusual, odd, strange, weird, sus, or otherwise bad sounding name.

"Nickorack over here is a Jimson"

Jimson by The Onioner February 19, 2022

jimson 

A rare name for a spacial male. This is of Hebrew origin- James. Highly creative with ideas, passionate, loving, selfless, most loyal friend and very generous. Always Shy at first meeting, high sense of humor. He would rather stick to old friends. Always ready to help with comforting words and advise. Caution! Very slow to anger, overly tolerant, but beware of his wrath. When he loves, you can never do wrong in his eyes. Best known to his lover/wife. Like an onion, he leaves everyone in different layers. only few get to the inner circle.

Marry you a Jimson.

confused? just ask Jimson.

jimson by roberto panucci February 7, 2020