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Jimson
Jimson is a very kind hearted person. He may appear to be somewhat shy at most times and you get to think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He's got a multi faceted ability to crush on as many girls at one time and still settle down with whomever he finally gets to choose. Love to him is more of a matter of choice knowing it's upside and downside than just mere feelings of crush. He is the only male ever to champion at multitasking. Jimson is a girl's boy and only he understands that. If you sought to study Jimson, you'll only get the opposite of who he really is - his true nature. He is pure, very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also does overthink things most of the times and he's got a strong power of spiritual perception. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He believes we are all responsible for everything that happens to us especially as a result of our actions and/or beliefs, his quote "responsibility over excuses". He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jimson can be a complex intricacies of everything but one thing's sure, he makes one hell of a wonderful partner and knowledgeable fellow. He's just that wonderful!
Jimson by Yeeziebreezie February 6, 2020
Jepson
A Northen name mainly found in the English County of Yorkshire. Descendants from the Vikings people and early Anglo-Saxon's who arrived in the British Isles. The last King of Castleford, a small town in West Yorkshire was King Jepson the Shield of Airdale. Conquered the petty Kingdom's of Pontefract and Knottingly.
Jepson by King Jepson February 7, 2017
Maddie Grace Jepson
Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY
"Lateisha, you're looking very slay today, what happened?"
"Oh, Maddie Grace Jepson realised her debut poem. It goes like this: Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY ".
"Oh, Maddie Grace Jepson realised her debut poem. It goes like this: Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY ".
Maddie Grace Jepson by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
jilson
A jilson is a fucking fuckboy and gets every fucking woman het wants. To meet his georgious dick is for every fucking woman a fucking pleasure.
But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
"Hey how was your date?"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
jilson by fuckinMilou June 6, 2017
Jimson Weed
Notorious for its toxicity, Jimson Weed is a large flowering plant with the genus Datura and the family Solanaceae. It has long white trumpet-like flowers. Its seeds grow in pods and can be consumed (or its leaves can be smoked) to produce an extremely potent psychoactive effect.
A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.
Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.
Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.
Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet
A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.
Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.
Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.
Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet
Where the f*ck is my snowsuit!?
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!
Jimson Weed by N8Duff October 10, 2008
jimson weed
jimson weed by Diego August 30, 2003
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
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