jimese

a super sexy item or person

Erin: i just bought this shirt

Darell: that shirt is so JIMESE!!!!!!!!!!

jimese by . . . . . June 30, 2008

jimsexual 

The attraction to only Park Jimin from BTS
(Bantangboys)

I am jimsexual

jimsexual by Sara gallardo September 28, 2020

Jimenez 

Type of ultra Cheap .22 pistol made from out of Zamac - an inexpensive alloy made of zinc, aluminum, magnesium and copper. Saturday Night Special; Gun rumored to be used by criminals or lower level gang initiates.

Also known on the streets as "Jimmy Z"

Opposite: Deagle (Desert Eagle)

If you don't put the money in the bag, Jimenez is gonna go "BANG".

I got me a Jimenez with da chrome and wood grips.

Rafeta think he's all that just cuz he got hiself a pimped Jimenez. But, kernal Jo-Jo know better than dat - da Kernal don't mess 'round with no pimp gun like a Jimenez - he got a Deagle fity.

Jimenez by Ricardovitz September 15, 2009

Jimere 

The most assbsolutely amazing person in existence. He is everything a woman could dream of. He makes the world a better place. He is a dream come true. He is the spark that ignites happiness and love in the most isolated, numbed, unfeeling depths of your heart. My soulmate.

I have been waiting for Jimere forever

Jimere by IrishQueen November 30, 2019

Jamesernaut 

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

Jamesernaut by pau pau August 25, 2009

Jimenez 

Being abruptly racist while talking about inanimate objects

Kevin: They turned that nigga buzz into a toothbrush (while holding a buzz light year toothbrush)
Friend: Bro why are you such a Jimenez

Jimenez by TrapMoneyLui July 3, 2022

Slim Jimeson 

A shot of Jameson chased by one entire Slim Jim while Randy 'Macho Man' Savage's Theme Song plays in the background.

Somebody get Randy Savage a shot of Jameson so he can slam this Slim Jimeson. OHHHHHH YEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Slim Jimeson by Mr12Level July 10, 2010