jigonometry

the study of the actions of jiggs & jigonometric functions that lead to the compromise of one’s self

“the key to jigonometry is to to fail it b/c it’s all in all a device of demise for those studying & learning it”

by sretaw, trebor December 19, 2020

jigganometry

The act of having more athletic black males or females on a sports team than the opponent, resulting in an advantage and inevitably, victory.

"Unlike baseball and swimming, winning in the NCAA basketball tournament is not a matter of simple triganometry, it's a matter of simple jigganometry."

by bribaby March 18, 2005

jizzonometry

The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry

To master the art of jizzonometry one must” “hit thy bug with thou nut

by Niggstar123 February 1, 2020

nigonometry

A version of triganometry made for black people which is extremely easy. It usually covers things like naming types of triangles or drawing them, and if the class is advanced, measuring them.

Shequan: Dude, in nigonometry class today we learned how to draw right triangles!
Jamal: Wow man that's crazy, I heard nig is super hard.

by uzi does it April 1, 2010

Jizzonometry

Something that you can't learn in a classroom. You need to learn it on the field, jizz on the field.

You can't teach Jizzonometry Kevin in a classroom! You need to jizz in the field.

Why not?

Since it's military grade jizzing

by TheLudddddde November 10, 2019

Figonometry

Complex modeling that involves balancing statistical analysis with common business sense and gut feeling.

The FY 25 estimates didn't make any real sense until she applied Figonometry to rationalize her model.

by ReverseSort September 21, 2023