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jigonometry 

the study of the actions of jiggs & jigonometric functions that lead to the compromise of one’s self
the key to jigonometry is to to fail it b/c it’s all in all a device of demise for those studying & learning it”
jigonometry by sretaw, trebor December 19, 2020
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jigganometry 

The act of having more athletic black males or females on a sports team than the opponent, resulting in an advantage and inevitably, victory.
"Unlike baseball and swimming, winning in the NCAA basketball tournament is not a matter of simple triganometry, it's a matter of simple jigganometry."
jigganometry by bribaby March 18, 2005

jizzonometry 

The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry
To master the art of jizzonometry one must” “hit thy bug with thou nut
jizzonometry by Niggstar123 February 1, 2020

nigonometry 

A version of triganometry made for black people which is extremely easy. It usually covers things like naming types of triangles or drawing them, and if the class is advanced, measuring them.
Shequan: Dude, in nigonometry class today we learned how to draw right triangles!
Jamal: Wow man that's crazy, I heard nig is super hard.
nigonometry by uzi does it April 1, 2010

Jizzonometry 

Something that you can't learn in a classroom. You need to learn it on the field, jizz on the field.
You can't teach Jizzonometry Kevin in a classroom! You need to jizz in the field.

Why not?

Since it's military grade jizzing
Jizzonometry by TheLudddddde November 10, 2019

Figonometry 

Complex modeling that involves balancing statistical analysis with common business sense and gut feeling.
The FY 25 estimates didn't make any real sense until she applied Figonometry to rationalize her model.
Figonometry by ReverseSort September 21, 2023
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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