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nigonometry 

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A version of triganometry made for black people which is extremely easy. It usually covers things like naming types of triangles or drawing them, and if the class is advanced, measuring them.
Shequan: Dude, in nigonometry class today we learned how to draw right triangles!
Jamal: Wow man that's crazy, I heard nig is super hard.
nigonometry by uzi does it April 1, 2010
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Nigganometry 

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The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."
Nigganometry by Prince of Serbia January 12, 2019

niggonometry 

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The process of selling dope to your teacher so you can pass the class without knowing the material.
Gangsta 1: Daymn! How'd you pass this math class? You can't even divide!
Gangsta 2: Son, im using niggonometry.
niggonometry by Jedd & Alex June 30, 2006

nigganometry 

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While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......

If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
nigganometry by Nausicaa January 18, 2005

Niganometry 

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The process of selling narcotics to your professor in order to achieve a passing grade.
"I never study, I just use niganometry."
Niganometry by B Money March 1, 2004

nigganometry 

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styles that niggas use to pass math class. Could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.
"That's how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nigganometry"

-Afroman (Back to school)
nigganometry by bojizzle April 27, 2004

Nigganometry 

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Pronounced (Nigah-naw-me-tree) is the study of niggas. This involves studying why niggas lie, why they play girls, why they cheat, why they are hoes, why they play tricks on everyone, why they don't like labels, why they don't text back, why they are so conceited and their origins
Nigganometry is the study of guys that are "playas" but in reality are nothing but man whores.
Nigganometry by Swagonometery November 30, 2016
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