Figonometry

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Complex modeling that involves balancing statistical analysis with common business sense and gut feeling.

The FY 25 estimates didn't make any real sense until she applied Figonometry to rationalize her model.

Figonometry by ReverseSort September 21, 2023

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faggonometry

faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia

He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.

faggonometry by Kariem September 19, 2007

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fagonometry

the study of being gay and/or lame

Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry.

fagonometry by omgbeartrap January 30, 2005

Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

Frigonometry by SirGreg July 14, 2019

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nigonometry

A version of triganometry made for black people which is extremely easy. It usually covers things like naming types of triangles or drawing them, and if the class is advanced, measuring them.

Shequan: Dude, in nigonometry class today we learned how to draw right triangles!
Jamal: Wow man that's crazy, I heard nig is super hard.

nigonometry by uzi does it April 1, 2010

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Frigonometry

When you are friggen pissed off about doing trigonometry.

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!

Mum: Whats the matter?

Fred: Just this stupid frigonometry homework.

Frigonometry by nicole :) June 23, 2008

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Faggonometry

The act of adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing faggots.

Today, class, we're gonna learn how to do faggonometry!

Foggonometry is my favorite subject in school.

Faggonometry by THAT_CRAZY_BITCH_666 May 3, 2016

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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