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faggonometry

faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.
faggonometry by Kariem September 19, 2007

fagonometry 

the study of being gay and/or lame
Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry.
fagonometry by omgbeartrap January 30, 2005

Frigonometry 

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum
I got an A in Frigonometry
Frigonometry by SirGreg July 14, 2019

nigonometry 

A version of triganometry made for black people which is extremely easy. It usually covers things like naming types of triangles or drawing them, and if the class is advanced, measuring them.
Shequan: Dude, in nigonometry class today we learned how to draw right triangles!
Jamal: Wow man that's crazy, I heard nig is super hard.
nigonometry by uzi does it April 1, 2010

Frigonometry 

When you are friggen pissed off about doing trigonometry.
Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!

Mum: Whats the matter?

Fred: Just this stupid frigonometry homework.
Frigonometry by nicole :) June 23, 2008

Faggonometry

The act of adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing faggots.
Today, class, we're gonna learn how to do faggonometry!

Foggonometry is my favorite subject in school.