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Nigganometry 

The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."
Nigganometry by Prince of Serbia January 12, 2019

nigganometry 

While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......

If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
nigganometry by Nausicaa January 18, 2005

nigganometry 

styles that niggas use to pass math class. Could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.
"That's how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nigganometry"

-Afroman (Back to school)
nigganometry by bojizzle April 27, 2004

Nigganometry 

Pronounced (Nigah-naw-me-tree) is the study of niggas. This involves studying why niggas lie, why they play girls, why they cheat, why they are hoes, why they play tricks on everyone, why they don't like labels, why they don't text back, why they are so conceited and their origins
Nigganometry is the study of guys that are "playas" but in reality are nothing but man whores.
Nigganometry by Swagonometery November 30, 2016

nigganometry 

The study of the basic ways of life for a nigga.
"Damn, he a professional in NIGGANOMETRY dawg!"
nigganometry by HomieLauncher February 14, 2017

nigganometry 

Math that only makes sence or pertains to the nigger; mathmetics of the nigger.
Q:
How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:
No consistant answer, however, the sum of niggers can be deduced by using a variety of nigganometry theromes and postulates.
nigganometry by The Boston T-Bag March 29, 2007
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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