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The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry
To master the art of jizzonometry one must” β€œhit thy bug with thou nut
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by Niggstar123 February 01, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Something that you can't learn in a classroom. You need to learn it on the field, jizz on the field.
You can't teach Jizzonometry Kevin in a classroom! You need to jizz in the field.

Why not?

Since it's military grade jizzing
by TheLudddddde November 10, 2019
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