jizzonometry
The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry
jizzonometry by Niggstar123 February 1, 2020
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Jizzonometry
Something that you can't learn in a classroom. You need to learn it on the field, jizz on the field.
You can't teach Jizzonometry Kevin in a classroom! You need to jizz in the field.
Why not?
Since it's military grade jizzing
Why not?
Since it's military grade jizzing
Jizzonometry by TheLudddddde November 10, 2019
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the study of the actions of jiggs & jigonometric functions that lead to the compromise of one’s self
“the key to jigonometry is to to fail it b/c it’s all in all a device of demise for those studying & learning it”
jigonometry by sretaw, trebor December 19, 2020
Rizzonometry
“I just slid into Kim Kardashians DMs! Good thing I have a PHD in Rizzonometry!”
“Do you see that goth girl with thunder thighs over there? Quick, get out your Rizzonometry notes!”
“My body count of 38 earned me an A in Rizzonometry! It also got me sent to the streets.”
“Do you see that goth girl with thunder thighs over there? Quick, get out your Rizzonometry notes!”
“My body count of 38 earned me an A in Rizzonometry! It also got me sent to the streets.”
Rizzonometry by Rizzlord Svobozo November 19, 2023
Rizzonometry
"Since I got my PhD in Rizzonometry, I pull a 10 everywhere I go. Even schools and elderly homes."
"I finally passed Rizzonometry! Time to move on to Quantum Rizzics! Surely I'll end up with a hispanic broad that only has 200 followers on IG"
"I finally passed Rizzonometry! Time to move on to Quantum Rizzics! Surely I'll end up with a hispanic broad that only has 200 followers on IG"
Rizzonometry by Rizzlord Svobozo June 29, 2024
Rizzonometry
"Since getting my PhD in Rizzonometry I pull a 10 everywhere I go! Even schools and elderly homes!"
"I finally passed Rizzonometry, so it's time to take Quantum Rizzics. Once I get through that surely I'll pull a cute hispanic broad with under 500 IG followers!"
"How did you fail Rizzonometry?!? You probably couldn't even bag a furry from a trailer park!"
"I finally passed Rizzonometry, so it's time to take Quantum Rizzics. Once I get through that surely I'll pull a cute hispanic broad with under 500 IG followers!"
"How did you fail Rizzonometry?!? You probably couldn't even bag a furry from a trailer park!"
Rizzonometry by Dr. GrooBussy June 29, 2024
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