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Jhose
Jhose is most likely a funny handsome and very tall guy. You never want to give him a hard time but, he can be annoying at times. He is somewhat patient and has a-lot of time on his hands. He's one of those guys that sing in the shower or is really obnoxious. His secret is that he probably never challenged himself but he is kind and very mindful of other peoples opinion towards him.
Jhose by #boyfriend June 17, 2019
Related Words
jhoise • joisey • Jhosef • Jhoseline • jhossefin • Joisey Accent • .jhoselinn • jhoesell • jhonsen • Jhonser
Joisey
1.) How people in New Jersey do NOT pronounce "Jersey". Residents of New Jersey are known to pronounce some select words in funny ways. "Jersey" is not one of them.
2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
Mario: I've been in Jersey for 20 years give or take and have never heard anyone pronounce it like "joisey" before!
Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
Joisey by Chernorizets Hrabr February 10, 2007
New Joisey
A cruel joke played on the residents of the great state of New Jersey, likely conceived by some wop from New York.
No one from New Jersey, or it's surrounding states (with the exception of that aforementioned wop), has ever said "joisey" in any context other than trying to explain that people from Jersey don't say joisey.
No one from New Jersey, or it's surrounding states (with the exception of that aforementioned wop), has ever said "joisey" in any context other than trying to explain that people from Jersey don't say joisey.
Ted: "Oh so you're from 'New JOISEY', eh? Hehehahalol"
Bill: "I'm going to murder that fucking wop. But first, let me grab a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll."
Bill: "I'm going to murder that fucking wop. But first, let me grab a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll."
New Joisey by that wop February 7, 2007
joisey
"Joisey" is the way some New Yorkers mispronounced New Jersey (both leaving out the "New" and pronouncing "Jersey" badly). People who moved to New Jersey from New York and who prided themselves in not having the extreme accent of some people in their old New York neighborhoods would sometimes ridicule and imitate the way these New Yorkers referred to New Jersey as "Joisey." These days, some people from other parts of the country, or at least not from New Jersey, mistakenly think that "Joisey" is the way New Jerseyans commonly refer to their state.
I told my old neighbor that I've missed him ever since I moved to New Jersey, but he kept saying that I had left the old neighborhood to go to "joisey" and that now I was a "joisey goil."
Jhoseline
Jhoseline is a person who is so nice and kind and loves to sing!She has an amazing voice!She gets along with errybody!!!She has a weird family and has a zoo in her house!!!Jhoseline gets along with everybody!!She has so many friends and loves animals!_👸
Jhoseline by SHES AMAZING_😘 March 7, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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