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Jhonerie 

A conceited guy that can get any girl to like him, but in reality he's a jerk who only cares about his looks.
Girl: I like him. He's pretty cool and he helps his friend out.
Girl #2: Yeah but he's so rude. He's a Jhonerie; he's always fixing his hair
Jhonerie by ikissedasunflower February 11, 2018
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jhonvernie 

Jhonvernie is a unique name that inlove with a name Noella.
Jhonvernie, you're so tall.
jhonvernie by hmpktsksz June 8, 2021
epic nickname of the name jonathan
hey Jonsers! wanna play minecraft with da boyz?
jonsers by Minecraft_ayo_epic January 7, 2022
Someone that wants something really bad - usually referring to drugs, but equally applicable to anything else.
That jonser is so damn hungry - give him some lettuce!

or

Look at that jonser - he needs some luvin.
jonser by biggerP April 25, 2008
Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.
That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.
jonser by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008
a joke,or idiot, mess, or anything else negative referring to the person being a dumbass.
mike listens to screamo. what a jonser
jonser by jacob wiskel August 8, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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