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jewkakke 

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis
Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night
jewkakke by anus grab November 4, 2012
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jewkakke 

similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.
my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.
jewkakke by crizking May 24, 2007
After a group of men bukkake (ejaculate on the face) on a whore (preferably woman) they proceed to pay her by making it rain hundred dollar bills. She gets to keep whatever bills stick.

(Suspend disbelief we all know Jews would throw dollar bills)
"Man last night we got a whore and jewkaked the hell out of her!"
jewkake by HumidTip June 28, 2014

Jewkakke 

Getting a shot in the face from a bag full of nickels.
That douche bad deserved to get Jewkakke'd.
Jewkakke by Steve99 May 30, 2008
A mix between a jew and a paki, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! does that even work?
Jim has a very random exam at school he struggles until he comes to one question-
Q)What do you call a circumcised paki?

A)JEWPAKI
Note Jim is mentally retarded, not when it comes to racism.
jewpaki by oomba bliyoo August 18, 2006

Jewkkaki 

"Jewkkaki" is a group sex practice wherein a series of Jewish men take turns ejaculating onto someone. There can be strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of "Jewkkaki" seen in such publications will involve a woman sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her body, primarily on the face. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine.

It is rumored to have been brought down from Mt. Sinai by Moses on the tabs which contained the first ten commandments. All though no historical evidence exists this is widely regarded as the first use of the "Jewkkaki".
"I heard AEpi had a crazy frat party last night. Some of the pledges were gathered up by this one girl and then they proceeded to Jewkkaki on her."
Jewkkaki by Jewkakki King February 28, 2009