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jewkakke 

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis
Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night
jewkakke by anus grab November 4, 2012
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Jewkkake 

To squirt on someone's face with a clean-cut circumcised penis.
I hate jewkkake
Jewkkake by Wes.8 July 11, 2012

Jewkkake 

A large group of jewish men all ejaculating on someone at once
You got jewkkaked
This is a bunch of jewkkake
Jewkkake by sweetjesus42 August 2, 2014

jewcakes 

The round natural plumpness of a Jewish girl's breasts
Wow! Did you see that?! She has some nice jewcakes!
jewcakes by nutruera May 16, 2006

dirty jewkkake 

Exactly like a bukkake except a jew is in the middle of a circle jerk. After they receives many loads all over their face everyone throws quarters and change at thier face causing them to stick to them.
At billys bar mitzvah we all got drunk and gave him a dirty jewkkake with all of our spare change
dirty jewkkake by Samson 5444 June 17, 2016

jewkakke 

similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.
my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.
jewkakke by crizking May 24, 2007
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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