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jewkake

After a group of men bukkake (ejaculate on the face) on a whore (preferably woman) they proceed to pay her by making it rain hundred dollar bills. She gets to keep whatever bills stick.

(Suspend disbelief we all know Jews would throw dollar bills)
"Man last night we got a whore and jewkaked the hell out of her!"
by HumidTip June 28, 2014
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jewkakke

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis
Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night
by anus grab November 4, 2012
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Jewkkake

To squirt on someone's face with a clean-cut circumcised penis.
I hate jewkkake
by Wes.8 July 11, 2012
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Jewkkake

A large group of jewish men all ejaculating on someone at once
You got jewkkaked
This is a bunch of jewkkake
by sweetjesus42 August 2, 2014
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jewcakes

The round natural plumpness of a Jewish girl's breasts
Wow! Did you see that?! She has some nice jewcakes!
by nutruera May 16, 2006
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dirty jewkkake

Exactly like a bukkake except a jew is in the middle of a circle jerk. After they receives many loads all over their face everyone throws quarters and change at thier face causing them to stick to them.
At billys bar mitzvah we all got drunk and gave him a dirty jewkkake with all of our spare change
by Samson 5444 June 17, 2016
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jewkakke

similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.
my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.
by crizking May 24, 2007
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