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Jewkkaki 

"Jewkkaki" is a group sex practice wherein a series of Jewish men take turns ejaculating onto someone. There can be strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of "Jewkkaki" seen in such publications will involve a woman sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her body, primarily on the face. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine.

It is rumored to have been brought down from Mt. Sinai by Moses on the tabs which contained the first ten commandments. All though no historical evidence exists this is widely regarded as the first use of the "Jewkkaki".
"I heard AEpi had a crazy frat party last night. Some of the pledges were gathered up by this one girl and then they proceeded to Jewkkaki on her."
Jewkkaki by Jewkakki King February 28, 2009
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Jewkkake 

To squirt on someone's face with a clean-cut circumcised penis.
I hate jewkkake
Jewkkake by Wes.8 July 11, 2012
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Jewkkake 

A large group of jewish men all ejaculating on someone at once
You got jewkkaked
This is a bunch of jewkkake
Jewkkake by sweetjesus42 August 2, 2014

dirty jewkkake 

Exactly like a bukkake except a jew is in the middle of a circle jerk. After they receives many loads all over their face everyone throws quarters and change at thier face causing them to stick to them.
At billys bar mitzvah we all got drunk and gave him a dirty jewkkake with all of our spare change
dirty jewkkake by Samson 5444 June 17, 2016
when a group of strict Hasidic jews numbering 12 or more perform bukaki on a woman. The jew curls and sounds of "oy vey!" are the key distinguishing features from a tradition bukaki.
At the last rabbi convention, 20 rabbis went in the back room and welcomed one of the new female cantors with a proper jewkaki.
jewkaki by blacksmith2828 April 11, 2009
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