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Jewkkake 

A large group of jewish men all ejaculating on someone at once
You got jewkkaked
This is a bunch of jewkkake
Jewkkake by sweetjesus42 August 2, 2014
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dirty jewkkake 

Exactly like a bukkake except a jew is in the middle of a circle jerk. After they receives many loads all over their face everyone throws quarters and change at thier face causing them to stick to them.
At billys bar mitzvah we all got drunk and gave him a dirty jewkkake with all of our spare change
dirty jewkkake by Samson 5444 June 17, 2016

jewkakke 

a massive facial given by a circumcised penis
Eric gave Cassie a jewkakke last night
jewkakke by anus grab November 4, 2012

jewkakke 

similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.
my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.
jewkakke by crizking May 24, 2007
After a group of men bukkake (ejaculate on the face) on a whore (preferably woman) they proceed to pay her by making it rain hundred dollar bills. She gets to keep whatever bills stick.

(Suspend disbelief we all know Jews would throw dollar bills)
"Man last night we got a whore and jewkaked the hell out of her!"
jewkake by HumidTip June 28, 2014

Jewkakke 

Getting a shot in the face from a bag full of nickels.
That douche bad deserved to get Jewkakke'd.
Jewkakke by Steve99 May 30, 2008
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