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jewlake is a socalled hacking site where a bunch of 12 year old kiddie scripters and morons hack fansites and

such to prove thier complete /b/ tardidness they only hang around hacking sites and are only involved with themselves

kids that think theyre hardcore indeed trying to prove thier as good as 4chan
lets go to jewlake.com
nah its quite gay and stupid
Jewlake by killer.instinct January 10, 2010
the neckless worn by jews to symblize their jewness
Mark: Dude what are you wearin man?
Ben: Dude its my jewlace
jewlace by ben frank February 29, 2008
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jewcakes 

The round natural plumpness of a Jewish girl's breasts
Wow! Did you see that?! She has some nice jewcakes!
jewcakes by nutruera May 16, 2006
A name given to Tulane University for the excessive number of JAPy bitches and jewish people.
Where do you go to school?
Tulane
Oh you mean Jewlane
JewLane by perlnit April 21, 2005
After a group of men bukkake (ejaculate on the face) on a whore (preferably woman) they proceed to pay her by making it rain hundred dollar bills. She gets to keep whatever bills stick.

(Suspend disbelief we all know Jews would throw dollar bills)
"Man last night we got a whore and jewkaked the hell out of her!"
jewkake by HumidTip June 28, 2014
Invented by one Laura Roberts, an anti-Semite for the comedic value. She used it as an insult for BubTheZombie over an AIM conversation to make fun of his Jewish blood.
activeeuthanasia:"fuck you jewcake. get back in my oven."
ImaCapitalistDog:"wtf?"
Jewcake by BubTheZombie March 25, 2005
Pretty self-explanatory

.. For the less knowledgable ones, it is the act of burning a jew whether in a oven or tied around a wooden pole.
Dave: I just pwned that jewbake
jewbake by Kylowned August 27, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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