jewice

Another way to say Juice with jew in it.

Can we get some jewice in here?

by 767 fs pilot August 14, 2009

penis jewice

A massive explosion of semen ejected from the penis at a high speed.

Damn, you got Penis Jewice in my eye.

by Shadow_assn March 7, 2005

Jenice

The most beautiful and amazing girl on this planet...Very sweet, great person to talk too and lots of fun!
Girl with a perfect smile

There is no one as beautiful as Jenice

by Wolverine312 June 27, 2013

Jeice

Plural of Juice. No matter what the government tells you it’s Jeice

There’s so many Jeice to choose from

by Pearwithcoolglasses November 15, 2021

gin and jewce

When a rabbi and or someone of Jewish decent gets drunk. perferably off gin.

Guy 1: did you go to synogogue yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah I did. The rabbi was shmammered. He must have been sippin on gin and jewce.

by suck ma jewce April 26, 2009

commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

jewce

the juice that jewish people drink

joseph- ive never had such an amazing drink made by our people. the Jewish people.

mary- yeah! that was one amazing glass of jewce!

by mypseudonymisasecret November 10, 2009