jewice
Can we get some jewice in here?
jewice by 767 fs pilot August 14, 2009
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penis jewice
penis jewice by Shadow_assn March 7, 2005
Jenice
The most beautiful and amazing girl on this planet...Very sweet, great person to talk too and lots of fun!
Girl with a perfect smile
Girl with a perfect smile
Jenice by Wolverine312 June 27, 2013
Jeice
Jeice by Pearwithcoolglasses November 15, 2021
gin and jewce
Guy 1: did you go to synogogue yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah I did. The rabbi was shmammered. He must have been sippin on gin and jewce.
Guy 2: yeah I did. The rabbi was shmammered. He must have been sippin on gin and jewce.
gin and jewce by suck ma jewce April 26, 2009
commit jewicide
The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
commit jewicide by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016
jewce
joseph- ive never had such an amazing drink made by our people. the Jewish people.
mary- yeah! that was one amazing glass of jewce!
mary- yeah! that was one amazing glass of jewce!
jewce by mypseudonymisasecret November 10, 2009
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